chocolate good, doughnut bad

My dad got a dozen doughnuts from the supermarket last week. Four plain, four chocolate and four with the crumbly stuff.

I’d sworn off of doughnuts a few months ago because the oil from them always likes to hang out behind my teeth and it bothers me a lot. Not to mention the possibility of developing a headache from all that oil. It makes me sick to think about them being deep fried.

This is strange because I kind of like French fries and chicken nuggets and yes I admit to eating at McDonald’s please don’t stone me. Oh and I like KFC chicken. I’ll find a rock to hide under first thing tomorrow.

Anyway, chocolate doughnut. I was looking for dessert after dinner tonight… I know, I know, I have the strangest eating habits ever. My defense is that dessert is usually something sweet and doughnuts are sweet. It’s lame.

There was peach pie, but I had it for breakfast (uh-huh) this morning and it wasn’t that good. Besides it would have taken more effort, than I was willing to exert, to scoop a slice out of the dish.

So, doughnut. I remembered that I didn’t like them anymore, as I was taking the box out of the fridge (I notice this story is getting stranger and stranger), but I ignored the memory and even considered eating the plain one. I settled on the chocolate because I thought it was the least evil.

I mean, it has chocolate on it, how bad can it be? Seriously, as I was putting the box back in, I thought that although doughnuts were bad, chocolate was good and everything would be alright.

It wasn’t alright. It was okay, considering. It helped that I was reading a book while eating thus distracting me from the abomination that was repeatedly being introduced into my mouth.

In conclusion, I would like to warn the general public that though chocolate is the third best answer to everything (first is love, second is 42), it is only third best. That means that in the presence of pure evil (in this case, the doughnut) it cannot be counted on to hold its own.

groundbreaking thought

If you’re looking for something that will change the world as you know it, this is probably not it so it’s best you move on.

But… has no one thought of this before? Am I the only one who thinks that this is such an exciting thought that it is mind-boggling that no one has wondered about it before?

***Mixed M&Ms***

Bags of different kinds of M&Ms together … like Hershey’s Miniatures, or trail mix, or Skittles or … you know!!

They’re doing custom messages on your M&Ms but why not custom combinations of M&Ms? I don’t think they even put the custom messages on anything but the milk chocolate ones.

Well, when I throw a party (whenever that may be), I’ll make a bowl of mixed M&Ms… just make sure your hands are clean when you’re rooting for all the peanut butter ones.